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1.Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2.Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,
me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mass with the pit bulls. they got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em  in the house. Better wait outside.be right back .

Cooter





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Disney quotes

Don't you understand? you mean more to me than anything in this whole world! - Peter Pan

It's because I like you , I don't want to be with you , It's a complicated emotion, - finding Nemo

Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting -
 Peter Pan

with a friend, any day is an adventure . Any song becomes a symphony - Pooh

Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it - The Lion King

Hakuna Matata. These two words will solve all your problems - The Lion King

I want someone to love me, for me -  Cinderella

If you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone who leaves - Lilo & Stitch

sometimes the thing that you're looking for , you can't see with your eyes. you have to see them with your heart - Peter Pan


Perhaps, someday the dreams that I wish will come true - Cinderalla

Never underestimate the power of a big heart - Piglet

Whoever finds a friend, finds a treasure - Cars

Ohana means family.......family means nobody gets left behind. for forgotten - Lilo

Look inside yourself. You are more than what you have become. Remember who you are -The Lion King

This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. yeah, still good. -Lilo & Stitch

Bible Drill 2013

Quotation Verses
1.genesis 12:3
and i will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.

2. Exodus 4:11-12
 And the Lord said unto him, who hath made man's mouth?or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing,, or the blind? have not i the Lord? now therefore go, and i will be with thy mouth and teach tee what thou shalt say.

3.Deuteronomy 4:7
for what nation is there so great, who hath God so nigh unto them as the Lord our God is in all things that we call upon him for?

4.Job 19:25
For i know that my redeemer liveth, and that he shall stand at the latter day upon the earth.

5.Psalm 23:1-3
the lord is my shepherd; i shall not want. he maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. he restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

6. Proverbs 20:1
wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived therby is not wise.

7. Matthew 1:18 now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: when as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

8.Mark 13:32-33
But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no not the angles which are in heaven, neither the son, but the Father take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.

9.Luke 6:31-33
And as ye would that man should do to you, so ye also to them likewise. for if ye love them which love you, what thank have ye? for sinners also love  those that love them.and if ye do good to them which do good to you, what thank have ye? for sinners also do even the same.

10. John 8:31-32
Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, if ye continue in my word, then are ye my sisciples indeed; and ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free.

11. John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, i am the way the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

12. Acts 2:21
And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the lord shall be saved.

13. 1 Thessalonians 4:17-18
Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the vlouds to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. wherefore comfort one another with these words.

14.Hebrews 10:16
This is the covenant that i will make with them after those days, saith the Lord, i will put my laws into their hearts, and in their minds will i write them.

15.1 John 1:9
if we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

Bible answers verses

Who does the earth belong to?
Exodus 19:5

where doses knowledge begin?
proverbs 1:7

how are we like sheep?
Isaiah 53:6

where will God write his law?
Jeremiah 31:33

What dose God desire?
Hosea 6:6

who is the resurrection ?
Jon 11:25

How can i bear fruit?
john 15:5

what is eternal life?
John 17:3

what does God think of marriage?
Hebrews 13:4

can  be forgiven?
1 John 1:9

key passages

1. Joseph flees immorality:
Genesis 39:1-20

2. walls of Jericho fall:
Joshua 6

3.God speaks to the boy Samuel:
1 Samuel 3

4. Esther approaches the king:
Esther 5:1-8

5. A Psalm of praise:
psalm 100

6. the sermon on the mount:
Matthew 5-7

7. the Parable of the ten virgins:
Matthew 25:1-13

8. the birth of Jesus:
Luke 2:1-7

9. Jesus and Nicodemus:
 John 3;1-21

10. The love chapter:
1 Corinthians 13

Cruise

Bobcats

Bobcats are elusive and nocturnal, so they are rarely spotted by humans. Although they are seldom seen, they roam throughout much of North America and adapt well to such diverse habitats as forests, swamps, deserts, and even suburban areas.
Bobcats, sometimes called wildcats, are roughly twice as big as the average housecat. They have long legs, large paws, and tufted ears similar to those of their larger relative, the Canada lynx. Most bobcats are brown or brownish red with a white underbelly and short, black-tipped tail. The cat is named for its tail, which appears to be cut or "bobbed."
Fierce hunters, bobcats can kill prey much bigger than themselves, but usually eat rabbits, birds, mice, squirrels, and other smaller game. The bobcat hunts by stealth, but delivers a deathblow with a leaping pounce that can cover 10 feet (3 meters).
Bobcats are solitary animals. Females choose a secluded den to raise a litter of one to six young kittens, which will remain with their mother for 9 to 12 months. During this time they will learn to hunt before setting out on their own.
Type:
Mammal

Diet:

Carnivore

Average life span in the wild:

10 to 12 years

Size:

Head and body, 26 to 41 in (66 to 104 cm); tail, 4 to 7 in (10 to 18 cm)

Weight:

11 to 30 lbs (5 to 14 kg)

Did you know?

The bobcat is the most abundant wildcat in the U.S. and has the greatest range of all native North American cats.

Usually solitary and territorial animals, females never share territory with each other. Male territories, however, tend to overlap. Territories are established with scent markings and territory sizes are extremely varied – generally 25-30 square miles for males and about five square miles for females.
Dens: Each bobcat may have several dens, one main den and several auxiliary dens, in its territory.

• Main den: Usually a cave or rock shelter, but can be a hollow log, fallen tree, or some other protected place. (Also called the natal den)
• Auxiliary dens: Located in less-visited portions of the home range and are often brush piles, rock ledges or stumps. These are also called shelter dens.

• In Mexico, bobcats are persecuted as sheep predators and are frequently killed by farmers. They are still hunted and trapped for their fur throughout most of their range. Habitat destruction and the ever-expanding human population limit their ranges.

black-tailed prairie dog

The black-tailed prairie dog is a member of the squirrel family. Of the five species of prairie dogs in western North America, only the black-tailed prairie dog lives in the Great Plains. It has a black-tipped tail, brown fur, large black eyes and short legs and sharp claws developed for digging burrows.

Prairie dogs are considered a “keystone” species because their colonies create islands of habitat that benefit approximately 150 other species. They are a food source for many animals, including coyotes, eagles, badgers, and the critically endangered black-footed ferret. Many species, like the black-footed ferret and tiger salamander, use their burrows as homes. Prairie dogs even help aerate and fertilize the soil, allowing a greater diversity of plants to thrive.
Prairie dogs spend most hot summer days sleeping and are active above ground mornings and evenings. In cool or overcast weather, prairie dogs may remain above ground all day. They emerge shortly after sunrise, and return to the burrow around sunset. Rain will often drive them to retreat underground.

Prairie dogs have specific activities to perform. A typical day is divided between foraging, interacting with others, maintaining burrows, and scouting for predators. Typically within each coterie, one prairie dog acts as the sentinel, standing on the mound and watching for predators. If danger is detected, the "look-out" warns the other colony members by emitting a series of bark-like whistles, and drop to safety inside his burrow.

Black-tailed prairie dogs mainly consume grasses, sedges, forbs (flowering plants), roots and seeds, though they are also known to eat insects.

Population

Black-tailed prairie dogs once numbered in the hundreds of millions – maybe even over 1 billion – and were possibly the most abundant mammal in North America. But due to a variety of reasons, their numbers have decreased by over 95%. Today they may number around 10-20 million.

Range

Black-tailed prairie dog colonies were once found across the Great Plains from southern Canada to northern Mexico. Their colonies once occupied probably 40-80 million acres within this 400 million acre region, and were often tens of miles long. Today their small, scattered colonies occupy 1-2 million acres within this region. They have been eradicated completely from Arizona but survive in small numbers (relative to historic numbers) in the other 10 U.S. states, 2 Mexican states, and 1 Canadian province.

Behavior

Prairie dogs are colonial animals that live in complex networks of tunnels with multiple openings. Colonies are easily identified by the raised-burrow entrances that give the diminutive prairie dogs some extra height when acting as sentries and watching for predators or signs of danger. The tunnels contain separate "rooms" for sleeping, rearing young, storing food, and eliminating waste.

Prairie dogs are very social and live in closely knit family groups called "coteries." Coteries usually contain an adult male, one or more adult females and their young offspring. These coteries are grouped together into wards (or neighborhoods) and several wards make up a colony or town.
Prairie dogs have a complex system of communication that includes a variety of pitched warning barks that signal different types of predators. Prairie dogs earned their name from settlers traveling across the plains who thought that these warning calls sounded similar to dogs barking.
Humans pose the greatest threat to prairie dogs, frequently poisoning and shooting the animals and often plowing or bulldozing entire colonies for cropland or development. Many ranchers dislike the animals because they eat grass that ranchers would rather have for their livestock. Sylvatic plague—an exotic disease that entered North America in 1900—is also threatening their survival.

Height: 12 inches (when standing upright).
Length: 12-15 inches (including a 2-3 inch tail).
Weight: 1-3 lbs.
Lifespan: 3-5 years in the wild; 8 years in captivity.

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