Tuesday, December 6, 2011


Hershey and puppies

little Boy

little Girl

little Boy

little Girl

Monday, December 5, 2011

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

LAB: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light.

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Toco Bulb.

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.........

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

THE CAT'S ANSWER: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"


Tuesday, November 29, 2011


  • When threatened the hedgehog rolls into a ball allowing the spikes to be exposed to protect it. A hedgehog is about 10 inches long and weighs 2 pounds.

  • Hedgehogs are the longest-living insectivores they may live up to 15 years and are immune to the poisons of most insects.

  • Hedgehogs are classified as insectivores, but will include frogs, bird's eggs, mice and snails in their diets. They will also eat seeds, fruit and grass if necessary.

  • Monday, November 28, 2011


    Ok so a couple of times a week I'm going to pick an animal and give you some interesting facts about them, so here we go. Today's animal is the Shrew.

    • The smallest mammal is believed to be the Pygmy Shrew found in South Africa, Pakistan and India, an adult may measure only 1 1/2 inches in length and weigh less than a penny.

    • Biologist's believe that the Pygmy Shrew is the smallest possible design for a warmblooded animal because of the tremendous amount of food that it must eat to remain alive. A mammal smaller than the shrew would not be able to eat fast enough to avoid starvation.

    Thursday, November 17, 2011


    Its that time of year again! Its shoebox week! I love the Operation Christmas Child This is an opportunity for individuals, families, or groups to participate in a ministry which will impact millions of children worldwide, and do it from the comfort of their own homes. OCC's goal this year it to collect and distribute 8,000,000 (million) shoebox gifts through churches and schools here in the US and worldwide. Last year we were able to track some of our boxes and found out some were shipped to Chad & some to Honduras.

    Our shoeboxes are stuffed with combs/brushes, hair bands, crayons, pencils, sharpeners, pads or coloring books, socks, flip flops, toothbrushes and toothpaste. Then for each age group, boy or girl, we specialized the little toys - sewing kits, hot wheels cars, dolls, stuffed animals, blocks, tote bags, bead kits, stickers, card games, etc.

    Over the years, we've perfected the stuffing (or cramming) our gifts into these boxes. We've started using plastic shoeboxes for several reasons - you can fit more in them than a regular box, the children will have a plastic box that will last longer than cardboard, and wrapping shoeboxes isn't easy. Its lots of fun, great for all ages,

    We spent Wednesday afternoon at our local relay center for Operation Christmas Child. Praying, counting boxes, labeling boxes, crating up boxes, stacking and labeling crates.
    Every group of boxes that is dropped off is prayed for by everybody working, most of this involves everyone touching the boxes. The prayers are thanksgiving & blessings for the hands that packed the boxes, and for the children/families receiving the boxes. In our over abundance, completely spoiled society, its humbling to realize that for the children receiving these shoebox gifts ~ this could be the only gift they have ever received. And many of these children may receive the ultimate gift any of us could ever receive ~ the gift of eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

    wednesday work...about 47 crates holding 10-14 boxes each ~ depends on the size of the box!

    If each crate held 10, then thats 470...but the average between them all was about 12 so thats put our number at about 664. Pretty good for 2 1/2 hours of work!

    and yesterday we processd 1400 boxes that 90 crates full of shoeboxes

    well have fun and happy packing :)

    Monday, November 14, 2011

    Home school myths by Amy

    Ok here are some home school myths that I've had people ask me over the years

    1.Do you get to leave the house?
    Yes! We have to hang out with other homeschool nerds.

    2. Do you have friends that are not relatives?
    Yes! Just cause we are homeschooled doesn't mean we are aliens the outside world.

    3. Do you get to sleep in?
    No School starts at 8:30.

    4. Do you get to wear your pjs to school?
    NO we have to get dressed in real clothes.

    5. What activities can you do?
    We are in a ballet class, Keepers at home, and choir at church.

    6. Do you socialize?
    As I have stated in previous answers, YES, we are socialized, sometimes we have so many activities we don't get school work done.


    Thursday, October 27, 2011

    For sale

    dishcloths for sale 2 for $5 all sorts of colors available

    Monday, October 17, 2011

    All girls need to read this

    Don't Leave It On The Desk

    There was a certain Professor of Religion named Dr. Christianson, a studious man who taught at a small college in the western United States.

    Dr. Christianson taught the required survey course in Christianity at this particular institution. Every student was required to take this course their freshman year, regardless of his or her major.

    Although Dr. Christianson tried hard to communicate the essence of the gospel in his class, he found that most of his students looked upon the course as nothing but required drudgery. Despite his best efforts, most students refused to take Christianity seriously.

    This year, Dr. Christianson had a special student named Steve. Steve was only a freshman, but was studying with the intent of going onto seminary for the ministry. Steve was popular, he was well liked, and he was an imposing physical specimen. He was now the starting center on the school football team, and was the best student in the professor's class.

    One day Dr. Christianson asked Steve to stay after class so he could talk with him

    "How many push-ups can you do?"

    Steve said, "I do about 200 every night."

    "200? That's pretty good," Dr. Christianson said. "Do you think you could do 300?"

    Steve replied, "I don't know.... I've never done 300 at a time."

    "Do you think you could?" asked Dr. Christianson again.

    "Well, I can try," said Steve.

    "Can you do 300 in sets of 10? I have a class project in mind and I need you to do about 300 push-ups in sets of ten for this to work. Can you do it? I need you to tell me you can do it," said the professor.

    Steve said, "Well... I think I can...yeah, I can do it."

    Dr. Christianson said, "Good! I need you to do this on Friday. Let me explain what I have in mind."

    Friday came and Steve got to class early and sat in the front of the room. When class started, the professor pulled out a big box of donuts. No, these weren't the normal kinds of donuts, they were the extra fancy BIG kind, with cream centers and frosting swirls. Everyone was pretty excited it was Friday, the last class of the day, and they were going to get an early start on the weekend with a party in Dr. Christianson's class.

    Dr. Christianson went to the first girl in the first row and asked, "Cynthia, do you want to have one of these donuts?"

    Cynthia said, "Yes."

    Dr. Christianson then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so that Cynthia can have a donut?"

    "Sure!" Steve jumped down from his desk to do a quick ten. Then Steve again sat in his desk. Dr. Christianson put a donut on Cynthia's desk.

    Dr. Christianson then went to Joe, the next person, and asked, "Joe, do you want a donut?"

    Joe said, "Yes." Dr. Christianson asked, "Steve would you do ten push-ups so Joe can have a donut?"

    Steve did ten push-ups, Joe got a donut. And so it went, down the first aisle, Steve did ten push-ups for every person before they got their donut.

    Walking down the second aisle, Dr. Christianson came to Scott. Scott was on the basketball team, and in as good condition as Steve. He was very popular and never lacking for female companionship.

    When the professor asked, "Scott do you want a donut?"

    Scott's reply was, "Well, can I do my own push-ups?"

    Dr. Christianson said, "No, Steve has to do them."

    Then Scott said, "Well, I don't want one then."

    Dr. Christianson shrugged and then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Scott can have a donut he doesn't want?"

    With perfect obedience Steve started to do ten push-ups.

    Scott said, "HEY! I said I didn't want one!"

    Dr. Christianson said, "Look! This is my classroom, my class, my desks, and these are my donuts. Just leave it on the desk if you don't want it." And he put a donut on Scott's desk.

    Now by this time, Steve had begun to slow down a little. He just stayed on the floor between sets because it took too much effort to be getting up and down. You could start to see a little perspiration coming out around his brow.

    Dr. Christianson started down the third row. Now the students were beginning to get a little angry. Dr. Christianson asked Jenny, "Jenny, do you want a donut?"

    Sternly, Jenny said, "No."

    Then Dr. Christianson asked Steve, "Steve, would you do ten more push-ups so Jenny can have a donut that she doesn't want?"

    Steve did ten. Jenny got a donut.

    By now, a growing sense of uneasiness filled the room. The students were beginning to say, "No!" and there were all these uneaten donuts on the desks.

    Steve also had to really put forth a lot of extra effort to get these push-ups done for each donut. There began to be a small pool of sweat on the floor beneath his face, his arms and brow were beginning to get red because of the physical effort involved.

    Dr. Christianson asked Robert, who was the most vocal unbeliever in the class, to watch Steve do each push up to make sure he did the full ten push-ups in a set because he couldn't bear to watch all of Steve's work for all of those uneaten donuts. He sent Robert over to where Steve was so Robert count the set and watch Steve closely.

    Dr. Christianson started down the fourth row. During his class, however, some students from other classes had wandered in and sat down on the steps along the radiators that ran down the sides of the room. When the professor realized this, he did a quick count and saw that now there were 34 students in the room. He started to worry if Steve would be able to make it.

    Dr. Christianson went on to the next person and the next and the next. Near the end of that row, Steve was really having a rough time. He was taking a lot more time to complete each set.

    Steve asked Dr. Christianson, "Do I have to make my nose touch on each one?"

    Dr. Christianson thought for a moment, "Well, they're your push-ups. You are in charge now. You can do them any way that you want." And Dr. Christianson went on.

    A few moments later, Jason, a recent transfer student, came to the room and was about to come in when all the students yelled in one voice, "NO! Don't come in! Stay out!"

    Jason didn't know what was going on. Steve picked up his head and said, "No, let him come."

    Professor Christianson said, "You realize that if Jason comes in you will have to do ten push-ups for him?"

    Steve said, "Yes, let him come in. Give him a donut."

    Dr. Christianson said, "Okay, Steve, I'll let you get Jason's out of the way right now.

    Jason, do you want a donut?"

    Jason, new to the room, hardly knew what was going on. "Yes," he said, "give me a donut."

    "Steve, will you do ten push-ups so that Jason can have a donut?"

    Steve did ten push-ups very slowly and with great effort. Jason, bewildered, was handed a donut and sat down.

    Dr Christianson finished the fourth row, and then started on those visitors seated by the heaters. Steve's arms were now shaking with each push-up in a struggle to lift himself against the force of gravity. By this time sweat was profusely dropping off of his face, there was no sound except his heavy breathing; there was not a dry eye in the room.

    The very last two students in the room were two young women, both cheerleaders, and very popular. Dr. Christianson went to Linda, the second to last, and asked, "Linda, do you want a doughnut?"

    Linda said, very sadly, "No, thank you."

    Professor Christianson quietly asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so that Linda can have a donut she doesn't want?"

    Grunting from the effort, Steve did ten very slow push-ups for Linda.

    Then Dr. Christianson turned to the last girl, Susan. "Susan, do you want a donut?"

    Susan, with tears flowing down her face, began to cry. "Dr. Christianson, why can't I help him?"

    Dr Christianson, with tears of his own, said, "No, Steve has to do it alone. I have given him this task and he is in charge of seeing that everyone has an opportunity for a donut whether they want it or not. When I decided to have a party this last day of class, I looked at my grade book. Steve here is the only student with a perfect grade. Everyone else has failed a test, skipped class, or offered me inferior work. Steve told me that in football practice when a player messes up, he must do push-ups. I told Steve that none of you could come to my party unless he paid the price by doing your push-ups. He and I made a deal for your sakes."

    "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Susan can have a donut?"

    As Steve very slowly finished his last push-up, with the understanding that he had accomplished all that was required of him, having done 350 push-ups, his arms buckled beneath him and he fell to the floor.

    Dr. Christianson turned to the room and said, "And so it was that our Savior, Jesus Christ, on the cross, pleaded to the Father, 'Into thy hands I commend my spirit.' With the understanding that He had done everything that was required of Him, He yielded up His life. And like some of those in this room, many of us leave the gift on the desk, uneaten."

    Two students helped Steve up off the floor and to a seat, physically exhausted, but wearing a thin smile.

    "Well done, good and faithful servant," said the professor, adding, "Not all sermons are preached in words."

    Turning to his class, the professor said, "My wish is that you might understand and fully comprehend all the riches of grace and mercy that have been given to you through the sacrifice of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He spared not His Only Begotten Son, but gave Him up for us all, for the whole Church, now and forever. Whether or not we choose to accept His gift to us, the price has been paid."

    "Wouldn't you be foolish and ungrateful to leave it lying on the desk?"..

    What a great analogy to show Christ's sacrifice for our sins. He paid the price so that we may have eternal life.