Thursday, May 23, 2013

how to install a Southern home security system

1.Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2.Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mass with the pit bulls. they got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em  in the house. Better wait right back .


Haha the things you find on Pinterest

Monday, May 20, 2013

Disney quotes

Don't you understand? you mean more to me than anything in this whole world! - Peter Pan

It's because I like you , I don't want to be with you , It's a complicated emotion, - finding Nemo

Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting -
 Peter Pan

with a friend, any day is an adventure . Any song becomes a symphony - Pooh

Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it - The Lion King

Hakuna Matata. These two words will solve all your problems - The Lion King

I want someone to love me, for me -  Cinderella

If you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone who leaves - Lilo & Stitch

sometimes the thing that you're looking for , you can't see with your eyes. you have to see them with your heart - Peter Pan

Perhaps, someday the dreams that I wish will come true - Cinderalla

Never underestimate the power of a big heart - Piglet

Whoever finds a friend, finds a treasure - Cars

Ohana means means nobody gets left behind. for forgotten - Lilo

Look inside yourself. You are more than what you have become. Remember who you are -The Lion King

This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. yeah, still good. -Lilo & Stitch